*and um, then you can be like, "how many girls have i kissed? 1 and 1/2. boys? x and 1/2." *grin* and if there is no kissing we can just look at each other cutely and embarassedly and THAT's always a fun time. 2003-05-16 3:58 a.m.*

some of you may be aware that i have a tendency of doing nothing about crushes until there is absolutely no chance of anything happening or the crush is over, or else i'll confess in an amusing drunken manner and then reject myself FOR you.

well... there was one of the infamous jasmine crush confessions tonight. 'cept the person knew that there had been crushage in the past (she did get a button, after all), so the confession was actually a confession of a fierce desire to kiss said person, with the explanation that that didn't happen because i was afraid the person would be offended for a variety of reasons, and my feared reputation of sleazeboydom would finally be confirmed. and there was confession of reciprocal bits of crushdom, and so there are plans for kissing tomorrow before all chances in the history of the world ever go away. and, because i am THAT fucking smooth, i even told her that kissing shouldn't happen tonight because i have the kind of tummy right now where i might fart.

really, honestly, friends referring to me as sir is the way to the cockles of my heart.

*listening to: sam grindstaff. how fun is that?*
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