*you did say it would be funny. 2002-01-23 1:43 p.m.*
ilovetempeh: what was your distressing situation?
esoteroticism: oh... so there's this girl at planetout who apparently goes to new college who i'd never seen before, so i had to investigate.
esoteroticism: so i went to her room and knocked on her door.
ilovetempeh: wow, that's bold
esoteroticism: she had said i should come by after i emailed her.
esoteroticism: it wasn't like i hunted her down or anything.
esoteroticism: i guess i picked the wrong time, though.
ilovetempeh: that is really weird though
ilovetempeh: what's her name?
esoteroticism: this guy who seemed very... hicklike... answered the door, and i asked for her, and he said she was in the bed...
esoteroticism: which is really weird?
ilovetempeh: that's really strange
esoteroticism: and i walked into the room, and she was in the bed facing away from me, with her pants halfway down her ass, and i was like, "hm... well... i think i interrupted something."
esoteroticism: and he was like, "this girl just came by."
ilovetempeh: that is the strangest thing i've ever heard!!!
esoteroticism: and so she turned around and i told her i was that girl who emailed her. and she said, "what's up?" and i was like, "um, well, nothing, i just thought i'd stop by, but you seem busy, so i think i'm going to go."
esoteroticism: and then she just stared at me. and the guy asked if i was 21.
ilovetempeh: what?????
esoteroticism: i said, yeah, and he asked me to buy him beer.
ilovetempeh: this just gets stranger and stranger
ilovetempeh: you need to write about this in your diary or something
esoteroticism: but i didn't have my id with me and i told him that, and then i was like, "okay, i'm going to go now.
esoteroticism: and i did.
ilovetempeh: how very strange
esoteroticism: and then i went and walked around for awhile, and went back to michael's room, where for some reason i really just needed a hug, and when she gave me one i started sobbing. i don't know when i suddenly became so socially awkward. though it was an awkward position anyway.
esoteroticism: bu
esoteroticism: but i really don't know why it made me cry.
ilovetempeh: yeah, i don't think the awkwardness is your fault
esoteroticism: i could post it in this form.
ilovetempeh: that would be funny
*listening to: *
<<< |
>>>
*<<<<<* *<<* *<* | *>* *>>* *>>>>>*
*random*
*list*